I was at a stop light today and happened to glance at the car next to me.
The man sat at his steering wheel, his eyes glazing over as he watched the red light.
One finger was shoved deep in a nostril digging feverishly. He kept at it for a good thirty seconds.
I glanced at the truck he was driving where the words "Fine Foods: Best Catch in Town" blazed in bold blue letters along with a cartoon salmon.
Apparently a fish wasn't the only thing he was hoping to catch that day...